• Facebook Clean
  • Twitter Clean
  • Instagram Clean

Template © 2023 by CHEFFY. Site and content ©2019 Funkit Toys. Created with Wix.com.

You're walking down an alley late at night. A dark shape materialized into a high-collared man who offers you eternal life and awesomeness.

You accept.

The vambire bites you.

Your blood turns magenta, then purple, then blue, and keeps cycling through these colors.

You feel yourself overwhelmed by thirst for the hot bods of... whoever, really.

You have contracted... the Birus.


The Almond is a rather basic plug, just a little elliptical for rotational fun. It's tapered, with a slight forward tilt, and has a bit of a dorsal ridge. In short, it's Almond shaped.


3 1/4" insertable length, 1 1/2" wide at the widest.

Birus Almond