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Aloe Virile is a plant dildo that gives you the power to decide how thick it is based on how many leaves you use. It has an ample flared pot, variegated leaves, lovingly-rendered topsoil, and perhaps most importantly, it's completely unkillable even by you or me. It's also very fun to shake or grab by the bulb tip and spin the leaves around. It is a very tricky toy to color, so each one will come out a bit differently!
This is a particularly unusual toy, so you might have questions! Here are the most common ones:
Q: Isn't that hard to clean?
A: It takes about a minute! It's as easy as washing your hands. Well, as easy as washing your hands correctly.
Q: Is it hard to put in?
A: It's certainly not as easy as a standard one-piece dildo, but with adequate lube it goes in and stays together in there. It's easier vaginally than anally to be sure, but with enough lube and warmup all things are possible. The shape of the toy gives the leaves a few places to hold to, and being surrounded by an orifice has a tendency to keep things from splaying out. The leaves do slide, which provides an interesting sensation, but they slide back just as easily. If you still have trouble, a condom over the leaves you want to use can help while maintaining a wiggly sensation, and having a partner help you with it is a hot way to get more hands on the task!
Q: What is this?
A: If you have to ask, don't worry about it. Also, how did you skip the description and the first two questions?
Q: What are its measurements and properties?
A: Usable length: 196mm, 7 23/32nd inches.
Min Circumference: 94mm, 3.71 inches.
Max Circumference: 179mm, 7 1/20th inches
Material/Firmness: Platinum silicone, Shore 0050. Medium squishy.
FEED ME SEYMOUR.
Aloe Virile is a plant dildo that gives you the power to decide how thick it is based on how many leaves you use. It has an ample flared pot, variegated leaves, lovingly-rendered topsoil, and perhaps most importantly, it's completely unkillable even by you or me. It's also very fun to shake or grab by the bulb tip and spin the leaves around. It is a very tricky toy to color, so each one will come out a bit differently!
This is a particularly unusual toy, so you might have questions! Here are the most common ones:
Q: Isn't that hard to clean?
A: It takes about a minute! It's as easy as washing your hands. Well, as easy as washing your hands correctly.
Q: Is it hard to put in?
A: It's certainly not as easy as a standard one-piece dildo, but with adequate lube it goes in and stays together in there. It's easier vaginally than anally to be sure, but with enough lube and warmup all things are possible. The shape of the toy gives the leaves a few places to hold to, and being surrounded by an orifice has a tendency to keep things from splaying out. The leaves do slide, which provides an interesting sensation, but they slide back just as easily. If you still have trouble, a condom over the leaves you want to use can help while maintaining a wiggly sensation, and having a partner help you with it is a hot way to get more hands on the task!
Q: What is this?
A: If you have to ask, don't worry about it. Also, how did you skip the description and the first two questions?
Q: What are its measurements and properties?
A: Usable length: 196mm, 7 23/32nd inches.
Min Circumference: 94mm, 3.71 inches.
Max Circumference: 179mm, 7 1/20th inches
Material/Firmness: Platinum silicone, Shore 0050. Medium squishy.
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