Hackjob:
At 17.9 cm (just over 7 inches) of insertable length and about 3.5 cm (1.37 in) wide at the widest point, the Hackjob is a fuckable hatchet in medium-firm shore 20A silicone. With a walnut-brown handle and silver blade year-round or the addition of a special drip of blood on the blade on Halloween day only, the Hackjob is an excellent dildo, costume prop, and impact toy. Thuddy on the side of the blade, with a more localized thump at the edge or back, the Hackjob is an excellent all-around toy for all your fun wanky needs. If you happen to have a vulva, it also has texture on the underside of the blade for when you've got an axe to grind.
Whackoff:
At 23 cm (just under 9 inches) of insertable length and about 4 cm (1.57 in) wide at the widest point, the WhackOff is a fuckable axe in medium-firm shore 20A silicone. With a walnut-brown handle and silver blade year-round or a special drip of blood on the blade on Halloween day only, the WhackOff is an excellent dildo, costume prop, and impact toy. Thuddy on the side of the blade, with a more localized thump at the edge or back, the WhackOff is an excellent all-around toy for all your fun wanky needs.
Hackjob:
At 17.9 cm (just over 7 inches) of insertable length and about 3.5 cm (1.37 in) wide at the widest point, the Hackjob is a fuckable hatchet in medium-firm shore 20A silicone. With a walnut-brown handle and silver blade year-round or the addition of a special drip of blood on the blade on Halloween day only, the Hackjob is an excellent dildo, costume prop, and impact toy. Thuddy on the side of the blade, with a more localized thump at the edge or back, the Hackjob is an excellent all-around toy for all your fun wanky needs. If you happen to have a vulva, it also has texture on the underside of the blade for when you've got an axe to grind.
Whackoff:
At 23 cm (just under 9 inches) of insertable length and about 4 cm (1.57 in) wide at the widest point, the WhackOff is a fuckable axe in medium-firm shore 20A silicone. With a walnut-brown handle and silver blade year-round or a special drip of blood on the blade on Halloween day only, the WhackOff is an excellent dildo, costume prop, and impact toy. Thuddy on the side of the blade, with a more localized thump at the edge or back, the WhackOff is an excellent all-around toy for all your fun wanky needs.
