Candy Corn Buttplug 2026 Preorder

Do you hate candy corn? Shove it up your ass!

The Candy Corn buttplug is lovingly sculpted to my personal favorite brand's shape and scaled up. There are 3 sizes:

smol: 4 inches long, with a 2 1/2" long, 1 1/2" wide, and 1" thick bulb, and a 1 inch long stem, 4 17/32nds max circumference

reasonable measurements: 100mm, 65*38*25mm bulb, 21mm stem, 115mm max circumference

lorge: 5 3/4" overall, 3 1/3*2*1 1/3" bulb and a 1 1/8" long stem, which is just over an inch wide. 6 inch max circumference

reasonable measurements: 135mm, 90*53*35mm bulb, 28*28mm stem, 153mm max circumference

Huge: 7 1/4" overall, 4 5/8*2 7/8*1 3/4" bulb and a 1 1/2*1 1/2" stem, 8 1/32nd max circumference

reasonable measurements: 183mm, 118*73*46mm bulb, 38*38mm stem, 205mm max circumference

They're hand-poured in three stages for nice even stripes in squishy soft Shore 0050 silicone.

Shipping starts and preorder prices end October 1st. Available until November. Prices after preorder perios are $40, $69, and $110 respectively.