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RULES OF FUNKIT CHESS
Normal rules apply.
Additionally:
1: When your opponent takes one of your pieces, they may tell you what to do with it.
2: When inserting a non-pawn anally, use the included attachment for base flareitude.
3: Queen vibrates. If you lose it, put it in and turn it on. That's chess, baby! Get chessed.
4: If you lose your king, put it in your butt (or wherever) until the winner says so.
