The guy you've been seeing knows all the best restaurants. His car is always sparkling clean, he's big, soft, and bulges in all the right places. He always wears a rubber.
Oh, and he's hung like a sock full of oranges.
Proper Attire is available in shimmery black and white for a limited time as a fundraiser because my car decided to do everything at once, and it has been expensive. Once I sell thirty of these, they'll be made in flat black or white, but no mica ever again. If you decide to buy one, thanks for helping me unfuck my finances!
$3,535 worth of car repairs remain, and the pretty colors last until they're paid off. I'll update this number as people buy toys.
Firmness: shore 0050 silicone
Length:
Canon - 8 inches, or 200mm
Credible - 6 3/4 inches, or 172mm
Compact - 5 1/8 inches, or 128mm
Max diameter:
Canon - 2 1/2 inches, or about 63mm
Credible - 2 inches, or 51mm
Compact - 1 1/2 inches, or 38mm
Circumference:
Canon - 8 inches, or 200mm
Credible- 7 1/4 inches, or 184mm
Compact - 5 1/4 inches, or 134mm
Diameter at tip:
Canon - 1 3/4 in, or 42ish mm
Credible - 1 1/4 in, or 30ish mm
Compact - 1 in, or 24mm
Canon weighs over 700 grams, or about a pound and a half. Chonky.
The guy you've been seeing knows all the best restaurants. His car is always sparkling clean, he's big, soft, and bulges in all the right places. He always wears a rubber.
Oh, and he's hung like a sock full of oranges.
Proper Attire is available in shimmery black and white for a limited time as a fundraiser because my car decided to do everything at once, and it has been expensive. Once I sell thirty of these, they'll be made in flat black or white, but no mica ever again. If you decide to buy one, thanks for helping me unfuck my finances!
$3,535 worth of car repairs remain, and the pretty colors last until they're paid off. I'll update this number as people buy toys.
Firmness: shore 0050 silicone
Length:
Canon - 8 inches, or 200mm
Credible - 6 3/4 inches, or 172mm
Compact - 5 1/8 inches, or 128mm
Max diameter:
Canon - 2 1/2 inches, or about 63mm
Credible - 2 inches, or 51mm
Compact - 1 1/2 inches, or 38mm
Circumference:
Canon - 8 inches, or 200mm
Credible- 7 1/4 inches, or 184mm
Compact - 5 1/4 inches, or 134mm
Diameter at tip:
Canon - 1 3/4 in, or 42ish mm
Credible - 1 1/4 in, or 30ish mm
Compact - 1 in, or 24mm
Canon weighs over 700 grams, or about a pound and a half. Chonky.
