TOY GALLERY

Funkit Toys' main line of clear silicone toys are designed to be used together. Want to get a dildo a little deeper, or a better grip for the Swat or Jellyfish? Attach another toy and you have a handle. Want to add a bullet vibe? The Pommel isn't just for strap-on play, you can put it on any toy, any time. Want to tie a toy in place for some rope play? Stick the Hub on the end and run your rope through the grooves. The more Funkit Toys you have, the more ways you have to enjoy them.

NoFrillPlug
NoFrillPlug

NoFrillPlug is here, and it is Highly Affordable. $12 for a soft, pleasant plug.

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Cashew Nib Redesign
Cashew Nib Redesign

Redesigned with taller shoulders and a longer stem, nicer nib layout, and other small tweaks.

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The New Almond
The New Almond

Redesigned with a longer stem for added comfort.

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DilDoodle
DilDoodle

Based on a bad whiteboard drawing of a dick, the DilDoodle was 2021's April Fools toy, and will return for just that one day every year.

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Swig
Swig

the Swig is a smaller ridged toy for people who like narrower dils but are tired of all of them being so dang smooth.

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Frills
Frills

Frills are now available for all NoFrillDo models as an add-on. Suction cup and bullet-vibe holder available.

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InYouki Mushroom plug
InYouki Mushroom plug

The InYouki is a lil mushroom sticking out of a log-shaped base. First available April First, 2020.

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Rhino 3
Rhino 3

A longer Rhino with an additional ridge and a base redesigned to work better with the Dock attachment, it's gained 2 inches in length.

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Dock
Dock

The Dock adds a wider flare to the base of girthier Funkit toys, or just a soft, grippable base to any of them.

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Cornucopula
Cornucopula

The Candy Corn Buttplug, which you may have seen around the internet after it went viral. Available every October since 2019.

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Cock Block
Cock Block

Available only on April Fools' Day, the Cock Block is exactly what it sounds like. Comes in squishy-soft Shore 0050 silicone.

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Jellyfish 3
Jellyfish 3

The Jellyfish 3 has longer, thicker tendrils, an improved surface texture, and a built-in handle if you don't want to stick it to another toy.

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New Swat
New Swat

Wavy texture, microribbed surface which holds on to less cat hair, longer, thinner, and better designed due to an added couple years of experience.

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NoFrilLDo Series 2
NoFrilLDo Series 2

The new, larger NoFrillDos, the ribbed X and curved L.

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Funkit Beat Cleaver
Funkit Beat Cleaver

A thick acrylic version of my earlier paddle design before Funkit Toys came to be. Designed to minimize waste material, with a fun little claw for sensation play as a result.

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Funkit Acrylic Paddle
Funkit Acrylic Paddle

A stingy little monster, this is something akin to a ruler spanking if a ruler were a professionally made spanking implement. Designed to maximize grip and minimize material waste.

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31-10-18-1210
31-10-18-1210

A combination dildo and impact toy, the Breach is sized between the larger toys and the usual Funkit fare at 7" insertable.

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Hub Redub
Hub Redub

A long overdue redesign of the Hub. Rope Bondage attachment for tying another toy in place during a scene.

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NoFrillDo
NoFrillDo

The helical R, the curved G, and the bumpy B are a new kind of Funkit toy: dirt cheap. They are, respectively, 6.75x1.25", 6.6x1.25", and 6.5x1.36". Inexpensive silicone dildos has been a dream project of mine, and now it's a reality.

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Pangolin
Pangolin

A colossus (well, for Funkit) of 8.25" in length and 2" in width, the Pangolin is a scaly realization that all my girthy toys are named after armored mammals for some reason.

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Almond
Almond

The Almond is a fairly basic plug, with lateral ridges and a slight forward bend. Dimensions to be updated.

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Cock Block
Cock Block

The Cock Block is a soft rectangular prism wit hthe vague suggestion of a glans at the tip. It is available every year on April Fools' Day, and is a joke.

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Jellyfish 2
Jellyfish 2

An upgrade of the original, with better beads on the middle tendril and a closer match to the size of the outer ones.

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Tap
Tap

The redesigned Horn, unavailable pending an eventual redesign.

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Horn
Horn

The Horn was a fun little accident due to a loose print head adding a lot of texture to a mold. It isn't replicable.

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Jellyfish
Jellyfish

A 12 inch flogger, the Jellyfish doesn't sting, it thuds. Stretchy for whipping and slinging at targets, the Jellyfish pairs best with the Swing V2 as a handle.

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Armadillo
Armadillo

At very nearly 8x2 inches, the Armadillo has an articulated plate texture with an upturned snout for cervical and a-spot stim.

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Umber
Umber

A wand head designed for the Doxy Magic Wand, the Umber has a flat side for suction cups and area stimulation, a nub for pinpoint vibration, ridges for texture, and a small and wide groove to accommodate various genital configurations.

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Squeeze
Squeeze

the Squeeze is a small buttplug, good for prostate play, with an external nub to apply pressure to the perineum or the vaginal opening, depending on the user's anatomy. It is currently undergoing redesign, contingent on reaching the first Patreon tier.

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Blade
Blade

The Blade is a narrow dildo, designed as a pegging dildo but useful for anyone who wants something small and unintimidating. The angled end bulb and ridges are good for hitting your anterior wall bits, like the G-spot and prostate.

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Pommel
Pommel

The Pommel is an attachment to fit to the back of another toy and hold a bullet vibrator. Because silicone transfers vibration well, it can vibe up a whole silicone sex toy through the suction cup! the Pommel is also designed for pelvic harnesses with a low mount point, to slide under the vulva with the bulb at the end against the vaginal opening. If you're not sure if this will work on your body, please reach me through the contact page, as this is a design problem I'm interested in solving.

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Oracle
Oracle

A silicone ball gag, a ball grip for another toy, the Oracle is multipurpose. Strap it in on its own or pair it with the Line and tie it around someone's head, the Oracle is comfortable enough for long term wear and uncomfortable enough to do its job. If you decide it looks like a good buttplug as well, sanitize it in boiling water, a 10% bleach solution, or steam autoclave and wash before switching ends.

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Hub
Hub

The Hub is a cap to reinforce the suction cup of any other Funkit silicone sex toy. It's good for keeping a strapped on toy from bending out of a loose o-ring if you're going hard, and it has grooves for tying a toy into place for rope play. Recommended with the Oracle gag for an easy tie-in.

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Vaginal Dilator Set
Vaginal Dilator Set

5 dilators and 1 suction cup handle, ranging from 0.45 to 1.12 inches wide and 3.5 to 5.9 inched long, with tapered ends for easy insertion and easy switching to larger sizes, each dilator has at least an inch of size overlap with the previous one. Priced to be as accessible as possible, they're certified and recommended by zero organizations or associations. Not recommended for anal use, as the flared base is not wide enough on the larger dilators.

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Rhino MK.II
Rhino MK.II

A short, thick, girthy dildo, the Rhino starts a little narrow, with a horn for a little extra texture fun, then widens out to four ridges on the top for extra stimulation of the sensitive anterior wall spots. Its thickness applies extra pressure on all sides, but especially those ridges, to maximize sensation.

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Signet
Signet

The Signet was a silicone textured ring to add extra pressure and stimulation to a fingertip or small vibe for masturbation, massage, or fingering. Crowdfunding to support professional molds failed in December of 2016, and will be attempted again at some point in the future.

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