Choose your pricing plan

1 Dil, 1 Month
45$

One Month of Dil of the Month
Valid for one month
- This month's sex toy. May or may not be an actual dil.
- 1 month of Funkiteer access
Best Value
Monthly Dildos
40$
Every month
Month To Month Dildo Plan
- Dil of the Month, every Month. May not actually be a dildo.
- Funkiteer page access until cancelled
Season Pass
125$

3 months of dil. A great gift!
Valid for 3 months
- A dil every month for three months.
- 3 months of Funkiteer page access
6 dils, 6 months
240$

Non-recurring half-year of Dils
Valid for 6 months
- 6 months of Dil of the Month at $40/mo
- 6 months of Funkiteer page access
A Year Of Dildos
400$

A Full Year of Dils
Valid for one year
- A full year of dils, with a savings of $140 for the year.
- A year of Funkiteer page access
An(nu)al Dildos
360$
Every year
Yearly Recurring Dildo Plan
- Recurring Annual dildo plan at the cheapest rate
- Funkiteer page access until cancelled
- My Annual Gratitude
- A Gold Star
Canadian Shipping
5$
Every month
- Whatever subscription you have, shipped to Canada.
Intl. Shipping
10$
Every month
International Shipping
- Shipping add-on for your dildo subscription

1 Dil, 1 Month