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Aloe Virile is a plant dildo, dilator, and training toy that gives you the power to decide how thick it is based on how many leaves you use, from 30mm (1 3/16th") to 57mm (2 1/4") in diameter. It has an ample flared pot, variegated leaves, lovingly-rendered topsoil, and perhaps most importantly, it's completely unkillable even by you or me. It's also very fun to shake or grab by the bulb tip and spin the leaves around. It's also a very tricky toy to color, and each one will come out a bit differently! It's an unusual toy, and you might have questions! Here are the most common ones:

Q: isn't that hard to clean?
A: It takes about a minute! I've included a video, but it's as easy as washing your hands. Well, as easy as washing your hands correctly. 
 
Q: is it hard to put in?
A: It's certainly not as easy as a standard one-piece dildo, but with adequate lube it goes in and stays together in there. The shape of the toy gives the leaves a few places to hold to, and being surrounded by an orifice has a shocking tendency to keep things from splaying out. The leaves do slide, which provides an interesting sensation, but they slide back just as quickly.

Q: What is this? 
A: If you have to ask, don't worry about it. Also, how did you skip the description and the first two questions?

Q: What are its measurements and properties?
A:
Usable length: 196mm, 7 23/32nd inches
Min Circumference: 94mm, 3.71 inches
Max Circumference: 179mm, 7 1/20th inches
Material/Firmness: Platinum silicone, Shore 0050. Medium squishy.