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'alf of this would be enough, but 'e went whole hog.

 

The Deep Lore says that one day, a hero will rise up from the depths of the internet's weirdest corner. Engorged with purpose, this sensual hog will confuse journalists, repel normies, and welcome all who enjoy the perverse delights of shitposting. The clouds will part, and Blue Skies will stretch across the horizon. at around 3 inches wide, h alf of this thing could hog your whole hole. The butterfly atop its shaft is a mark of its home, and was designed from memory of what a butterfly looks like because I cannot afford any lawsuits.

Anyway, dimensions on this big pig:

Widest point: 68.3mm, 2 11/16th inches

Tip width: 3.46cm, 1 3/8th inches

Circumference:  21.3cm, 8 3/8th inches

Length: 15ish cm, 6ish inches. It's curved, I dunno.

 

 

Hole Hog

$120.00Price
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