Available to preorder until November 30th, then it's gone! Ships mid-December, I'll print as many molds as it takes to get them out before chrimmus.
 
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How pointy are thy branches!
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas tree,
You fit right up our asses!
Not only green in living room,
But up out butts you'll be entombed.
O Tannenbum, O Tannenbum,
How pointy are thy branches!
 
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Remember to refill the base with water-based lube daily and wrap fairy lights around it when not in use. 
 
Fake pine scent spray not included.

Length Insertable: 9.9cm, about 4 inches

Diameter: 5cm, just under 2 inches
 
Circumference: It's Complicated
 
Overall height: 11.65cm, 4.6 inches

medium soft Shore 0050 silicone