The guy you've been seeing knows all the best restaurants. His car is always sparkling clean, he's big, soft, and bulges in all the right places. He always wears rubbers.
 
Oh, and he's hung like a sock full of oranges.
 
Proper Attire is available in shimmery black and white for a limited time as a fundraiser because my car decided to do everything at once, and it has been expensive. Once I sell thirty of these, they'll be made in flat black or white, but no mica ever again. If you decide to buy one, thanks for helping me unfuck my finances!
 
$3910 worth of car repairs remain, and the pretty colors last until they're paid off. I'll update this number as people buy toys.
 
Firmness: shore 0050 silicone
 
Length:
Canon - 8 inches, or 200mm
Credible - 6 3/4 inches, 172mm
Compact - 5 1/8 inches, 128mm
 
Max diameter:
Canon - 2 1/2 inches, about 63mmCredible - 2 inches, 51mm
Compact - 1 1/2 inches, 38mm
 
Circumference:
Canon - 8 inches or 200mm
Credible- 7 1/4 inches or 184mm
Compact -  5 1/4 inches or 134mm
 
diameter at tip:Canon - 1 3/4 in, 42ish mm
Credible - 1 1/4 in, 30ish mm
Compact - 1 in, 24mm
 
Chonky. Huge is over 700 grams, about a pound and a half.