One of Funkit Toys' main guiding principles is minimizing waste. Another is making safe sex toys accessible to as many people as possible. With this in mind, the Sliding Scale NoFrillDos are multicolor pours of leftover silicone from pouring the regular NoFrillDos, and are sold at whatever price you can pay between $14 and $44. Whether you want a one of a kind NoFrillDo and have some money to spare, or just want something safe you can afford, Sliding Scale NoFrillDos are for you. I can only make these as a side effect of regular production, so stock is limited.
And speaking of limited, let's talk about the functionality of Wix's store feature!
So, here's the deal: just type the (even number) US dollar amount you can afford into the coupon code box at checkout (not the notes box), between 14 and 32, and thet's the price you'll pay for this toy. For example, "18" gets you a NoFrillDo for 18 bucks, and not typing anything gets you a $34 NoFrillDo. Shipping to the US is $6, so factor that in, and I hope you love your new toy!
NoFrillDo is the "Cup Ramen with Veggies and an Egg" of dildos. If you can afford a fancier dildo, support the creation of fancier dildos. It's worth it. If not, though? I think you should be able to buy a safe, non-toxic sex toy without worrying about rent.
What are the best features of a NoFrillDo?
NoFrillDos don't come with features. Features are expensive. Instead, they come with these:
- Every NoFrillDo has a shape causing them to occupy a set amount of space. This means they can be put in a hole, and the flared base means your doctor doesn't have to know.
- A NoFrillDo is guaranteed not to come with any guarantees. NoFrillDo promises nothing.
- NoFrillDos come in colors, making them visible to the human eye. Several of these colors are not pink.
- NoFrillDos can be cleaned with soap and water. No need for "toy cleaners". Just soap.
- NoFrillDos are cheap, so you can spend the money you saved on a nice, water-based lube of your choice.
- A NoFrillDo does not look like a penis. NoFrillDos don't look like much at all, really.
- NoFrillDos don't come with instructions. NoFrillDo trusts your ingenuity. Also, printing things is expensive.
NoFrillDo comes in 3 shapes and 4 colors:
- R: Helical design, fun texture for rotation and penetration. 6.75" insertable length, 1.25" thick.
- G: Slight curve for gentle G-spot/prostate stimulation. 6.6" insertable length, 1.25" thick.
- B: Shorter and thicker with two stimulating bumps on one side, great for putting pressure where you want it. 6.5" insertable length, 1.36" thick.
- C: Cyan.
- M: Magenta.
- Y: Yellow.
- K: black. Or Koal. whatever helps designers sleep at night.
Firmness: Shore 20A, similar to medium steak. If you lightly touch your thumb to your middle finger and squeeze the meaty thumb muscle with your other hand, it's about like that. Firm enough to hit the spots, but still squeezable.
The NoFrillDo has no frills. This means no modular connection to other Funkit toys and no suction cup.