The Dildevil is here to satisfy your desires, as long as your desires involve a dick with horns and a face. # inches long and two inches wide, he'll fill a little of one of your holes a whole lot. Or live on your shelf and grant wishes.
There's also a secret way to get a coupon for him... for $600 off. Find it hidden in the website!
I hear if you sell your soul to him he'll make your sex toy company successful.
From a friend.
Who definitely didn't do that.
And wasn't me.