The Dildevil is here to satisfy your desires, as long as your desires involve a dick with horns and a face. # inches long and two inches wide, he'll fill a little of one of your holes a whole lot. Or live on your shelf and grant wishes.

There's also a secret way to get a coupon for him... for $597 off. Find it hidden in the website!
 
I hear if you sell your soul to him he'll make your sex toy company successful.
 
From a friend. 
 
Who definitely didn't do that.
 
And wasn't me.