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How do you find the answer to a question?

You axe it.


At 23cm (just under 9 inches) of insertable length and about 4cm (1.57in) wide at the widest point, the WhackOff is a fuckable axe in medium-firm shore 20A silicone. Available with a delightful drip of scarlet on Halloween day only and with a brown handle and silver blade year-round, the WhackOff is an excellent dildo, costume prop, and impact toy. Thuddy on the side of the blade, with a more localized thump at the edge or back, the WhackOff is an excellent all-around toy for all your fun wanky needs.