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Funkit Toys is the result of years of study and practice in various fields. Using what I've learned through studying graphic design (14 years), sculpting (9), sex education (6), color theory (10), sexual anatomy (horny teenager), material safety (12), 3D modeling 17), moldmaking (4), woodworking (boy scout), and a lot of reading and listening to sexuality educators who know better, the goal of Funkit Toys (4 years) is to connect the pieces I've gathered together to craft new and unique toys and experiences to share with the world.


Kenton is a queer, classically trained chef and certified sexuality educator who faceplanted his way into making sex toys for a living. He makes wood and acrylic paddles, silicone, steel, and glass toys, and puts "Fucksmith" on his business cards.

Kenton Johnston beat cleaver paddles founder and funkit toys lead designer. beatcleaverpaddles, spanking paddles, fun kit, fuckit. SEO!

The Dildevil is a joke that resulted from accidentally putting horns on a dick in Blender. Unfortunately, doing so summons him and now he owns Kenton's soul.


Slow Notion on Sustainable Sex Toys

Ryn's Revels on the Swing

Oh Joy Sex Toy on Indie Stores

Mason Luke Unboxes Some Toys!

Nessbow Reviews the Swell

Princess Previews Favorite Toys 2020 (feat. NoFrillDo R)

Bicons Boutique NoFrillDo Introduction

Desi Vibes Funkit Toys Mega Review

Ryn Reviews the NoFrillDos (and likes one of them)

Dr. Vixenne on the Crista Swell

Kenton in Forbes on Gender Neutral Toys

Dr. Liz Powell interview on how toys are made

Yes is Sexy on the NoFrillDo R

Pillow Princess on the NoFrillDos

RedHotSuz on the B1 and two other indie toys

Sex Positive Psych interview with Dr. Liz Powell

MNDFCKpodcast appearance

On The Wet Coast on geeking out, ~13 minutes in

Kelvin Sparks on the NoFrillDo G

Epiphora names Funkit Toys 2018's Manufacturer of the Year

12 Days of Girly Juice: NoFrillDo B

Princess Previews reviews the NoFrillDo R

Funkit Toys shout out on What's My Body Doing

Kate Sloan on the NoFrillDo B (and 4 other femme cocks)

Angel reviews the Cashew Groove (and generally gushes about NoFrillDos)

A brief mention by Liz Elliot in a piece on toy safety

Platinum Grade Sex Toy Myths: Material Safety Between the Sheets at SFS18 with  Dangerous Lilly (captioned by Erika Lynae)

Cathy Vartulli interviews Kenton for Woodhull

Suz is back with a NoFrillDo Lineup!

Avery Reviews the NoFrillDo R

Dizzy Reviews the NoFrillDo B

Kenton makes a guest appearance on The Pageist!

Phallophile NoFrillDo G/B review!

Rae Chen reviews the NoFrillDo B!

Sexplanations Podcast with Dr. Lindsey Doe!

Dangerous Lilly's Favorite Things 2017

Sex Edvent Calendar with Bianca Palmisano

Avery on the Almond

Indigo Tries the Swell

Indigo Wolfe: 12" Rainbow Paddle

The Dildorks interview Kenton!

Kate Sloan on the Funkit Layered Acrylic Paddle

Ninjasexology calls in the SWAT team

Scandarella reviews the 2-layer Acrylic!

Dr. Doe's Gift Suggestions

Dangerous Lilly's 2016 favorites

JoEllen Notte thinks Funkit Toys is "how [sex geeks] would make the toys if we were in charge."

Black Pomegranate on the Signet

Avery reviews the Swing V2 and their Funkit Customer Experience

Emmeline Peaches interviews Kenton

AquaKink on the Funkit Signet: A Toy with Multiple Uses

The Dildorks on Hand Sex (Signet mentioned at 42:03, but listen to the whole thing, it's so great)

DangerousLilly interview on Silicone Clarity

Wetlandia reviews the Cashew Groove

Red Hot Suz on the Cashew Nib

Squeaky Bedsprings is nuts about the Cashew Nib

A Couple of Kinks review a BeatCleaver

The Deaf Queer: Swell Indeed

Sex City radio show interview (I'm on ~39 minutes in, but the other two interviewees are super worth your time)

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