Funkit Toys is the result of years of study and practice in various fields. Using what I've learned through studying graphic design (14 years), sculpting (9), sex education (6), color theory (10), sexual anatomy (horny teenager), material safety (12), 3D modeling 17), moldmaking (4), woodworking (boy scout), and a lot of reading and listening to sexuality educators who know better, the goal of Funkit Toys (4 years) is to connect the pieces I've gathered together to craft new and unique toys and experiences to share with the world.
Kenton is a queer, classically trained chef and certified sexuality educator who faceplanted his way into making sex toys for a living. He makes wood and acrylic paddles, silicone, steel, and glass toys, and puts "Fucksmith" on his business cards.
The Dildevil is a joke that resulted from accidentally putting horns on a dick in Blender. Unfortunately, doing so summons him and now he owns Kenton's soul.
Slow Notion on Sustainable Sex Toys
Ryn's Revels on the Swing
Oh Joy Sex Toy on Indie Stores
Mason Luke Unboxes Some Toys!
Nessbow Reviews the Swell
Princess Previews Favorite Toys 2020 (feat. NoFrillDo R)
Bicons Boutique NoFrillDo Introduction
Desi Vibes Funkit Toys Mega Review
Ryn Reviews the NoFrillDos (and likes one of them)
Dr. Vixenne on the Crista Swell
Kenton in Forbes on Gender Neutral Toys
Dr. Liz Powell interview on how toys are made
Yes is Sexy on the NoFrillDo R
Pillow Princess on the NoFrillDos
RedHotSuz on the B1 and two other indie toys
Sex Positive Psych interview with Dr. Liz Powell
On The Wet Coast on geeking out, ~13 minutes in
Kelvin Sparks on the NoFrillDo G
Epiphora names Funkit Toys 2018's Manufacturer of the Year
12 Days of Girly Juice: NoFrillDo B
Princess Previews reviews the NoFrillDo R
Funkit Toys shout out on What's My Body Doing
Kate Sloan on the NoFrillDo B (and 4 other femme cocks)
Angel reviews the Cashew Groove (and generally gushes about NoFrillDos)
A brief mention by Liz Elliot in a piece on toy safety
Platinum Grade Sex Toy Myths: Material Safety Between the Sheets at SFS18 with Dangerous Lilly (captioned by Erika Lynae)
Cathy Vartulli interviews Kenton for Woodhull
Suz is back with a NoFrillDo Lineup!
Avery Reviews the NoFrillDo R
Dizzy Reviews the NoFrillDo B
Kenton makes a guest appearance on The Pageist!
Phallophile NoFrillDo G/B review!
Rae Chen reviews the NoFrillDo B!
Sexplanations Podcast with Dr. Lindsey Doe!
Dangerous Lilly's Favorite Things 2017
Sex Edvent Calendar with Bianca Palmisano
Avery on the Almond
Indigo Tries the Swell
Indigo Wolfe: 12" Rainbow Paddle
The Dildorks interview Kenton!
Kate Sloan on the Funkit Layered Acrylic Paddle
Ninjasexology calls in the SWAT team
Scandarella reviews the 2-layer Acrylic!
Dr. Doe's Gift Suggestions
Dangerous Lilly's 2016 favorites
JoEllen Notte thinks Funkit Toys is "how [sex geeks] would make the toys if we were in charge."
Black Pomegranate on the Signet
Avery reviews the Swing V2 and their Funkit Customer Experience
Emmeline Peaches interviews Kenton
AquaKink on the Funkit Signet: A Toy with Multiple Uses
The Dildorks on Hand Sex (Signet mentioned at 42:03, but listen to the whole thing, it's so great)
DangerousLilly interview on Silicone Clarity
Wetlandia reviews the Cashew Groove
Red Hot Suz on the Cashew Nib
Squeaky Bedsprings is nuts about the Cashew Nib
A Couple of Kinks review a BeatCleaver
The Deaf Queer: Swell Indeed
Sex City radio show interview (I'm on ~39 minutes in, but the other two interviewees are super worth your time)
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